OhhThose San Clemente Cops Got Jokes For Days

I’ve never been to a country that is in the middle of an active war with planes flying all low around your head yet for some reason whenever I drive to work each morning on the 405 I feel that way. Why you ask? Because John Wayne Airport is right there on the other side of the freeway and by other side I mean literally to the right of the slow lane is the beginning of the runway. You would think I would get used to it but it never fails. Planes look like they are landing on your car and I shudder each time like as if squishing down into my seat is going to save my head from being scraped off by a low flying plane.

Anyways, my boss said having two weekends in a row where the cops were involved is called “a trend”. I laughed it off but this last weekend just continued the trend. Now before I continue with the story I apparently have to put out a disclaimer because common sense hasn’t quite caught on with all of you so let me lay it out. Yes my blogs are raw, honest, wild and make it seem like all I do is party and have crazy things happen but that is just the stuff I write about. I’ve always been a terrible liar so basically I just put it all out there and hopefully people accept me for all that I am, the good with the bad. I have a very balanced life filled with work, my son, school, etc… but obviously no one’s going to read a blog about how I watched a Law & Order marathon and ate Pho last night. When my son is with me my life is as suburban as it comes…100% angel  but when he is with his dad there’s not a whole lot to do so of course I’m going to go out. I’m young and single and why the fuck shouldn’t I? Don’t hate on me because you’re stuck at home watching So you think you can dance? With your wife and 2.5 kids. Pour yourself a cocktail into a coffee mug and sit back and live vicariously through me. Ok so back to the story. Since the US Open week was so crazy I took the last week off and went into good girl mode. So Saturday after the fights at Reign (which were awesome by the way…Go Ant & Ken!!) I went to meet up with my girlfriend Jenny…aka Jennessey. I told her I wasn’t drinking so when I get there this girl not only orders me a drink, she thinks she’s funny and orders me two. So anyways it was kind of early so we decided to head down to San Clemente to get a drink and then come back up. So we go to Beachfire and have one drink and she’s like you ready? Let’s go…ohhh no no…she still had half a drink left! So I pouted and told her I wasn’t going anywhere until lil miss order me two drinks finished her drink. I kept yelling at her to pound it!!! Pound it!!! So she was a big girl and did it and then we left. So were pulling onto the freeway when all of a sudden…woop woop…that's the sound of the police.she’s freaking out telling me to get her phone and call her friend who’s a cop down there, **** (ok since he’s an officer of the law I think I have to protect his name so we will call him Dick instead) anyways we’re both freaking out and I can’t find the phone and all of a sudden there’s the knock at my window. I didn’t even want to look. All I kept thinking was I just told her to pound that drink and now this…fuck! So we roll down the window….and guess who it is? it's her friend, Officer Dick. He was just laughing at the fact that he scared the crap out of us meanwhile we both we’re pretty much sitting in our own urine. How to sober up in 6.5 seconds. And that my friends….is weekend number three involving the police. It’s officially a trend.

***ok I've already gotten in trouble for my video so I had to take it down.

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