Riddle Me This

What do you get when you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A sweater with a lot of pockets.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in.

How about a horse? Open the door. Take the elephant out. Then put the horse in

There was a party in the forest, with all the animals in the world. Which animal wasn't present?
The horse. You put it in the refrigerator.

There's a crazy man that ran up the stairs of a 20 story building After running to the top, he went into the nearest bathroom, pulled out the toilet bowl from the tiled floor, and chucked it out the window. Why did he do that?

Because he's crazy.

There was a really, really old grandma that was walking down the street. BUT SUDDENLY she died. Why? Because she got hit by the toilet bowl.

A 7 year old boy was celebrating his birthday with his family. Chasing his friends in a delightful game of tag, he suddenly stopped and began to cry. Why? Because his Grandma died.

So you might wonder why I'm posting all these riddles. I would say it's because I want to show off how clever I am, but alas we all know that's not entirely true. Largely, but not entirely. Anyways, I had dinner with friends yesterday, and they told me a bunch of riddles. So I'm sharing them. That's all. Anyways, one more riddle before you go.

Who's the sexiest man alive (for all newcomers to this blog, I am male)? Scroll down to see....
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Apparently Johnny Depp. According to People Magazine. Damn.

Lol jk what a boss.