slack time;
My life according to Google - Type in the following and choose from the first description found.... Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny!
1: Type in "[name] needs" in the Google search:
Cally needs a face lift (Yeah, I’m dying for one right now)
2: Type in "[name] looks like" in Google search:
Cally looks like you are coming to Cali (I’m lost)
3: Type in "[name] hates" in Google search:
Cally hates magic (I hate the world magic tricks unveiled show’s commenter more)
4: Type in "[name] goes" OR "[name] has gone" in Google search:
Cally goes backpacking (Oh I wish!)
5: Type in "[name] loves" in Google search:
Cally loves Davexx (The next is Michael, how many guys does this spam ID love?)
6: Type in "[name] eats" in Google search:
Cally eats feathers (this truly show that I am probably a human cat)
7: Type in "[name] has" in Google search:
Cally has a relationship with Bredan Costanza and becomes pregnant with his child (Woe is me)
8: Type in "[name] works" in Google search:
Cally works as an air maintenance Specialist on Galactica’s flight deck (Oh yes, I am a TV star)
9: Type in"[name] lives" in Google search:
Cally lives on Twitter (As normal as it sounds to me, it’s actually an erotitweet individual looking for some action)
10: Type in "[name] died" in Google search:
Cally died – committed suicide (Another Battlestar Galactica thing)
11.Type in "[name] does" in Google search:
Cally does not wake up (This is from Dark Oracle series, and no, I didn’t overdose myself with sleeping pills)
12: Type in "[name] will" in Google search:
Cally will work best? (HA! And I am now a cellphone robot in Nokia)
13.Type in "[name] is" in Google search:
Cally (Clutter Accessibility Implementation Library) is the Clutter implementation of the ATK interfaces (Whut? Courtesy of live.gnome.org/Cally)
After all this, I realize that people actually name their vintage car, gerbil, computer programs, fictional characters and such, it’s so amazing!
things i did:
tuesday
my tummy still hurts and stirs
breakfast at wang cafe, had coffee,toast and eggs
work, played foursquare and shoot emails
walked to bugis with tim
tim got me a new manhattan portage mini messenger bag
in blue with white polka dots like cute pantie
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