Wild Speculations. . .

From an earlier post: "[Gods] If your plan is to rapture away the Zionists to a beautiful secluded planet in their own private solar system in the middle of nowhere, that's okay with me." What if that's already happened?

What if long ago all people were significantly like the Zionists (as in egoic, tribalistic, lunatic in our disregard for the welfare of other human communities, etc). And so eventually, we were raptured away from our home planet for the following reasons...

1) To protect other solar systems from our culture.

2) To give the planet we were previously living on an opportunity to heal herself from the damage we'd done.

3) To provide plenty of reflections of spiritually stunted people like ourselves to deal with, plenty of mirrors for us to gaze at in the hopes that we would finally begin to see the error of our egocentric and fear-based "service to clique" attitude.

Because of the law of attraction, our karmic fate was.... To be forced to endure each others greed, materialism, and corruptness so that we could begin to see the obvious... That our "pure" and "proper" and "civilized" conduct was in truth toxic.

Metaphorically, we earthlings are sort of being dunked by God into the waters of egotism in order to inspire us to give up the ego finally. A semblance of spiritual evolution can and does occur on earth, but spiritual evolution is only possible for those who become obsessed with the goal of realizing the Self, for whom no remaining worldly distraction holds value. Counter-intuitively, civilization is self-evidently God-awful in order to help us, to make it clear that our egotism and materialism are something of a problem.

Alternative Theory 1: All of that is wrong. Instead we are all just playing a game, and "Planet Earth" is its name. We picked up a copy of the "Central Bank Expansion Pack" years ago and decided to test it out. We are basically "hardcore gamers" who are from a super-evolved race and who decided to immerse ourselves in a CGI world for a preselected period of time in order to while away eternity in a variety of ways. Although Planet Earth is technically one game, it contains billions of mini-games and thousands of hours of intriguing riddles to solve. The expansion pack was rated 0 out of 5 stars by a trusted game reviewer, but it was deeply discounted and we were poor.

Alternative Theory 2: All of that is ridiculous. The purpose of life is to (a) get yourself famous, (b) become a success, (c) accumulate a bunch of money, (d) make a marginal difference in such a way that the overall abysmal quality of civilization is maintained, (e) collect the most cool experiences, or (f) reproduce as much of our genetic material as we can reasonably accomplish... To constantly be sexing each other up like bunnies and squeezing out newborns.

Alternative Theory 3: Life evolved from randomness. I'm not even sure what that means. How does randomness evolve? "Randomly" Ah, I see. "All events throughout the universe just happen randomly and there's no meaning even possible except if one is delusional. At least that's what we prefer for the chattel to believe. Keeps the goyim working hard at their labor instead of getting all uppity and prideful and forgetting their place. Oops, did I just say that out loud? Fuck me, I wasn't supposed to say that. I don't know what I was thinking. Sorry. It's actually because of science."

Alternative Theory 4: Most of us are here because of past actions related to egotism, heartless service-to-clique actions, or a significantly Zionist sort of outlook towards outsiders, but some of us are here to help each other out and be catalysts, whereas others are here just sort of passing through like tourists. We'd read in a pamphlet that the Shark Fin Soup on this watery planet was superb. Unfortunately, that was a false rumor and in hindsight we were fools to believe it (though admittedly some of the sushi on this planet is delicious).

Alternative Theory 5: Earth is a "soul nursery". There are nearly infinite varieties of soul nurseries in the universe. Comparatively speaking, this one is highly unpleasant especially for the newborn babies who cry and cry and cry. The soul nursery and its culture grows/evolves on a schedule and in tandem with the souls it contains.

Alternative Theory 6: Soul is having its wicked way with us egotists, not because its mean or because it hates us but because it's like a startled horse and buggy with a driver whose been knocked unconscious by a low branch. The carriage's sudden yanks and lurches is what will eventually wake the poor bloke up, or is he dead?

Alternative Theory 7: Demented ancient astronauts from some other solar system created us modern humans in an advanced laboratory over a hundred thousand years ago. Although they were scientifically brilliant, they were largely ignorant about the nature of oneness and Christ consciousness, and thus they inadvertently encoded their own sins in that regard into our genome. Once they were finished with their godless Frankenstein project, they vamoosed from our planet like deadbeat dads sometimes do, left us all here to die (tried to drown us actually) but we survived. And now, with the one true God's aid, our blinded and drowned and beaten (but not yet broken) spirits gradually evolve towards the light in slow measured steps.

The Zecharia Sitchen-type of fable above might be an element of the world soul rather than a factual account of flesh-and-blood space invaders, like how Mary Shelly's Frankenstein is an element of the world soul. Hmm. That -Stein suffix is suddenly curious to me. Stein... Stein... Stein... Weird. What sort of name ends in Stein? Dunno. Unfortunately, it doesn't ring a bell. It's yet another unsolvable mystery in a world without meaning. Oh well.

Source: http://hermeticallyblond.blogspot.com/2010/08/wild-speculations-short-story-concepts.html