Blago, one must admit, has some of the nicest hair around. Some of the jurors probably wished that they had that nice thick head of hair. What is under the hair does not matter. It is the hair that the jurors could not get over. That is why he was only convicted on one of twenty-four counts, lying to the FBI.
Just look at these examples of Blago's doo:
Finally the celebrity roast by David Letterman, who is no stranger to corruption and scandal, puts his "Late Show" up against Blago's hair. Again, Blago comes across as a dim wit. But the hair shines on. It is ageless, timeless in its flow and beauty.
My theory is that Blago sat through his trial and the jury was stunned by his hair. So enamored by his hair they lost their way in deliberation and were hung on the counts, except the one I mentioned. How could a man so naive, with such beautiful hair be guilty of all of these crimes. The tapes were too damning so they went with the lying to the FBI charge for conviction. But the hair, not Blago could not be convicted beyond a reasonable doubt.
Now the prosecution says they are going to retry Blago. But they had better make him wear a baseball cap to tone down the hair, otherwise they are fighting an uphill battle against his hair, that hair, that cannot be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.
Source: http://wisdomofdave.blogspot.com/2010/08/blago-1-for-24-its-got-to-be-hair.html
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