Comments from the student body

I'm done with all my classes for the day. Now I need to figure out a way to tell my side of the class that they need to hand in the comprehension they were doing in their first period. Hmmm.

Today for first period English lesson, I told my class of 27 about my forensic science classes back in Uni. And then after that I posted them the psychotic-mind riddles, and they said I was freaky. Well. As expected.

And then you know you need a new swimsuit when your student says this to you:

Student: Ms Ng, do you swim alot?
Me: Yes, why? Can see my tan-lines right?
Student: Ya.

Hahaha.

Me: Ok class, be nice to me. You won't be seeing me after 4 more lessons.
Some people: But why!
Me: Because I'm leaving.
Most people: Why!
Me: Oh. Don't you know? I'm off to get married!
Some people: Huh! So fast! Why never invite us!
Me: (mumbles to myself)
Some people: Then when you coming back?
Me: I'm never coming back. I'm escaping from this treacherous place.
Some people: She's lying.
Me: (discontinues conversation)

What a lovely class. Hahaha. This boy came up to me and said: 'Ms Ng, can I have your Facebook?"

Me: I can't give you my Facebook. I still want it.
Student: (sighs) I meant can I have your facebook account?
Me: Oh. No. Hahaha. I'll give it to you after I leave.

I wonder how he's going to get it after I leave. Hahahahhaahaha. Okay, time for some recess before I scoooot off to tell 3/3 that they need to submit their comprehension.