The Torrid Tartan Affair: Introduction

I have always wanted a summer fling… to fuse the passionate, have-to-taste-you-immediately nature of lust with the addictive, I’ve-never-felt-this-way-before nature of intimacy.

It is certainly not love, but it could be something like it… It’s every little girls dream!

Well, “every” might be a bit of a stretch, but it has certainly been this little girl’s dream for a long time. However, I have failed every summer – with the exception, it gives me great pleasure to say, with this one.

My lovelies, I believe I have mentioned to you before that one of my first loves is and will always be Sea Island, GA.

It’s the location of my first kiss. It’s where I went to third base for the first time (in the old school French, feel, finger, fuck spectrum). And, it's where I had my first (and only) Ginger - who consequently, fulfilled the two previously mentioned firsts in two consecutive years.

SI is a dreamscape, a wonderland, a southern elitist getaway – and now serves as the home to my first summer fling-a-ding-ding. It couldn't be any more appropriate.

I think it’s safe to say that y’all know me fairly well by now, so you are certainly aware about my love of recounting every excruciating detail of a story. It’s no lie that I love nitty-gritty specifics almost as much as I love a man in Nantucket red pants. Mmm…

But, take this as a warning: I’m sparing no one with the following retelling of The Minx’s Summer Spectacular. It’s time to get dirty, kids. Really dirrty. <- Note the second ‘r’ (X-Tina Aguilera style). Boys, girls, pets and small children – no matter who comes across this URL, I’m baring all...

At this point, I picture you, dear readers, ensconced in poodle skirts dancing about in choreographed fashion, chorusing “tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car” – well, no. The ‘he’ in the following tale doesn’t. But he could ride me as adeptly as he rode his bicycle to work everyday...

But, as per usual, I both tease and digress.

I shall now conclude this lengthy introduction and present to you Part 1 of a 4 part series: The Torrid Tartan Affair.

Source: http://theminxnextdoor.blogspot.com/2010/08/torrid-tartan-affair-introduction.html