Handy Family Tips (6): Keys

Source: http://ronitbaras.blogspot.com/2010/08/handy-family-tips-6-keys.html

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Everything About --- W O M A N ---

Women have the nature of compounds and substances that are very different with a man ..

Chemical formula of the creature who named W O M A N
The nature of the elements: Hazardous, Explosif, and Corrosive (especially for money)
Element Name: Woman
Symbol: Wn
Atomic mass: 40 kg Ranging, usually varies between 40 kg to
224 kg

Physical forms:
1) Surface usually covered by some sort of powder (usually for
trick the physical form of the original)
2) Boiling suddenly freezes for no reason
3) when treated with care Melting
4) Bitter if used with one
5) Found in various forms ranging from the surface is very smooth to very rough
6) EVOKE danger incredible explosion when touched on the right part

Chemical Forms:
1) Having a very close relationship with gold, silver, and
Other precious stones
2) It is very corrosive to the money and expensive items
3) It can explode spontaneously without prior sign
and without a known reason
4) Easy exposed to stimulation by stroking man's hand, usually the reaction will be very

unusual if accompanied with praise and flattery
5) The most reliable money-eaters known to man

Purpose:
1) Easy to use, especially when there are sports cars and luxury homes in front of her
2) It can reduce stress and increase a sense of relaxation is very unusual method

Analysis:
1) In conventional palpation can be analyzed (only for chemists with more than ten years

experience)
2) The instrumentals can be analyzed by means of Fourier Transformed Infra Red (FTIR)

Spectrometer equipped with opaque Microscope

Test Results:
1) pure specimen of pink when in stable condition
2) pure specimens are green when the opponent close to the specimen

Nature:
1) It is very dangerous unless in the hands of experts who have
2) Illegal to possess more than two

Other facts about the Element Women's (according to chemists Men):
- If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman
- If you did not kiss her, you're not a man
- If you praise her, she'll think you seduce
- If you do not praise it, you are a useless man
- If you agree to all desires, he would jump
- If you do not agree, you're not understanding
- If you have sex with her, you are suspected "you have been an expert"
- If you do not have sex with him, you're not a man
- If you often visit her, she thinks you're boring
- If you do not visit very often, She's accusing you of playing the same
other

- If you're dressed, she says you attract the attention of other women
- If you're not dressed up, she says you're a mess
- If you're jealous, she says you're evil
- If you're not jealous, she said you did not love her
- If you want to make love, she said you did not respect her
- If you do not want to make love, she thought you did not like him
- If you're one minute late, she'll get angry
- If she's late for an hour, she said it was supposed to be a
woman
- If you're visiting another woman, he will accuse you've got
Another woman
- If she is visited by another man, "Oh! It's natural, we are women! "
- If you kiss a minute, you're the one he accused of cold
- If you kiss her longer, she shouted that you were impertinent
- If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics
- If you managed to help her cross the street, she considers it
male tactics
- If you stare at another woman, she accuses you crocodile
- If she is staring at another man, she said that they admire
- If you are financing her life, she thought you despised
- If you did not finance her life, she thought you cheapskate
- If you're having sex with another woman, she asked to drop out
- If she's having sex with another man, "Not my fault! He is
force! "
- If you desire to fuck her, she considers that only
you want
- If you do not desire to make love with her, she thought you were selling expensive
- If you talk, she wants you yourself hear that you're talking about
- If you listen, she wants you to talk
- If when making love she remained silent, she asked to be kissed
- If you're quiet during lovemaking, she also remained silent
- If she cries, you're wrong to make her cry
- If you cry, she went away from you because you're not a real man

Oh God!
You create ELEMENTS called "WOMAN"
Very simple, but very complex
Very weak, but very strong influence
Very confusing, but very beautiful seen ...

Source: http://triplexdreams.blogspot.com/2010/08/romantic-lifestyle-everything-about.html

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Interesting websites to kill boredom

If you have nothing to do on a Saturday night, you can still entertain yourself by sitting back and being lazy in front of your computer, and now you don’t necessarily have to log on to Facebook or Twitter.

Some of us may have gotten lost on the web, browsing numerous sites before finally deciding to turn the computer off. You may be tired of the same old material offered on the net, but you also may be totally in the dark when searching for new information. If you feel like killing time, here are some worthwhile suggestions (but blame yourself if you eventually spend more time browsing).

The first suggestion is ItMadeMyDay.com (IMMD). With its full page layout of bright orange and blue colors, the site will “make your day”. IMMD allows us to share our own amusing, sentimental and wacky experiences. IMMD can draw us out of boredom with a little bit of that winning feeling — something joyful and capable of really making our day.

You can find stories like, “I was walking my 200-pound, 6-ft-long dog when she veered off the sidewalk. I looked around and saw a cat in a tree. My huge dog is afraid of cats!”

Another entry described “My 6-year-old daughter said she was playing house, so I asked how many kids she had. None, she replied. I just have a cane and I’m really sarcastic to sick people who lie.”

A website called FailBlog.org is one to enjoy and make us feel better about ourselves.

FailBlog.org is a burgeoning new website where “pictures that simply amuse us and make us laugh, whether it is captured on the street, on the way home, or wherever we see them.” Just like IMMD, FailBlog.org users can upload and post photos and descriptions.

For example, in one picture there is a roadside sign which reads “Pet Area”, but just above it stands a larger road sign saying “No Pets Allowed!”.

Another good site is MyParentsJoinedFacebook.com. From the name, you may presume something is not quite right. This site shows us snapshots of parents who have also contributed to Facebook pages.

One epic moment must be when we discover our parents have become active on Facebook. One of the “victims” says, “My mom asked who I was seeing. Not thinking anything bad would happen, I showed her the link to my boyfriend’s page. I was wrong. She sent him a message, and now I’m forever mortified.” You’ll find many similar stories on MyParentsJoinedFacebook.com.

Another great site is TotallyTop10.com, which lists just about anything. It has “Top 10 Best ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes”, “Top 10 Not Totally OK Ways We Remember Titanic”, “Top 10 Weirdest Looking Emo Kids” and many more. The site is arranged in the following categories: politics, global news, social, entertainment, gaming, music, boxing, fashion, food and drink, history, mobile and green. You will need plenty spare of time to visit them all.

Next, try LifeHacker.com — a blog that covers tips and tricks for streamlining our lives with technology. The blog says that a hacker “believes information-sharing is a powerful and positive tool, and that it’s a hacker’s duty to share expertise”. 

Creating a blog is a gesture of “good-will”. Updated several times daily, LifeHacker.com highlights software downloads, websites, do-it-yourself projects, how-to tutorials, shortcuts and tips for going beyond default settings and getting things done in the most clever, unexpected and efficient manner. 

The site helps us to save time with an infinite stream of great tricks leading to a tech-savvy lifestyle. The blog advertises itself as “self-help for power users”, and can be applied using Macintosh, Windows or Linux computers. LifeHacker.com is published by Gawker Media, a team which is also responsible for Gizmodo, Fleshbot and Gawker.

Finally, the last suggested site is Bored.com, which claims its mission is “to keep you from boredom” You’ll be equipped with facts, riddles, games, and other entertainment on the Bored blog. Users can access hundreds of free flash games (arcade, casino, dress-up, multiplayer, racing, sports) and videos on Bored.com. The blog also has hundreds of alternative links to stimulate the less sophicated part of your brain.

If you’re bored of games, click on the Image, fun, humor or quiz buttons. On the humor page, there are dull tips such as “Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake”, or a bumper stickers that read “It’s impolite to stare!” or “Don’t steal, the government hates competition!”, or excuses like “It’s against my religion to work on Mondays and Thursdays” and “I’ve got amnesia, who are you?”

Spend time visiting these websites, and have fun!

 

Source: http://monkeymascara.blogspot.com/2010/08/interesting-websites-to-kill-boredom.html

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